A Garden Sign

I like this sign. A lot. I even like the fact the ladybug looks a little mean. We gardeners can get kind of fierce, sometimes, you know, if you hurt our plants.

Seen on the Pier

I'm not sure the author of the sign was aware quite how ambiguous it was:

Just Because

Is this better or worse than a lizard at large?

Christmas Signs

 

I completely agree.

Another Good Sign:

 

This looks about right.

Another Sign

The incongruity of this appeals.

Just Because

This sign always makes me laugh.

Signs

Nothing like a little hyperbole.

I want to meet this person.

AKA You're Only Paranoid If They're Not Out to Get You

Because the solution to being paranoid is to make sure that everyone else's paranoia is fully justified.

Or something like that.

My Favorite Sign

I love this sign.

Extinguish All Food Before Entering

Do people really make such a habit of drinking out of puddles in parks?

If they do, they'd better bring straws along while they are at it, since these parks usually put gratings over any and all likely puddle-forming places.

Somnolent Sam and His Savage Stallion....

Drivers beware!

Somnolent Sam and His Savage Stallion stalk these hills.

Watch Your Head

If We Kill You, It's All Your Fault

This is by far the most thorough "contract" of this sort I've ever seen.

It's amusing in a way.

But inquiring minds (or at least this one) want to know: Just how binding is this "contract"? Does it hold if I never see it? Does it hold if it's in the wrong language? Does it actually hold in any way, shape, or form, and if so, why?

A Busy Day at the Beach

No. You don't own your likeness. They do. Forever, in case you were wondering.

But it's all ok. After all, if you don't like the idea, you can just stay away from the beach and avoid downtown HB.

These, I think, speak for themselves.